Monthly Archives: April 2009

  • Gate 3 ½

    Most people, most normal people, would describe this past weekend in Chicago as one of the most exciting and successful in this city’s recent sports history.

    Two overachieving teams in the Blackhawks and the Bulls extended their respective playoff series in dramatic fashion with two victories at the United Center within about 17 hours of each other.  

    My family and I were fortunate to attend both.

    I wanted to throw up.

  • Adventures of Career Day

    Showed up at junior high Career Day this morning without a career.

    I didn’t plan it that way, of course. I had a career when they asked me to come back again this year. Actually, I had a career yesterday. Or was it two days ago? It’s all sort of a blur at this point.

    My 13-year-old daughter’s instructions were pretty clear on how to address her fellow eighth graders, this being the first time she and I had ever collided on the Career Day circuit.

    “Please,” she said with real feeling. “Please, don’t be boring.”

  • Tribune Hangover

    It is 4:30 in the morning and I have spent the last two hours reciting my memoirs in my head, the last half hour going through my buddy list and asking everyone without an away message: “Are you up?”

    Apparently, I am not the only one to remain logged on without an away message as the 10 people I have asked are either not up or a little scared of me.

    I always thought that whole first-day-of-the-rest-of-your-life thing was one of the lamer clichés. But this is it. And I don’t think sleepless and swollen-eyed is exactly the way it was intended to be interpreted.