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Facebook Rants and the Woman with No Pants
When you say things like, “I don’t understand Facebook,” you risk sounding ancient, un-hip, dumb — none of which looks good on a resume. That said, I don’t understand Facebook. I signed up – well, ok, my daughter signed me up – for the same reason I do a lot of things, because someone…
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Patrick Hat Trick
Turns out, Patrick Kane didn’t have to grow a full beard – or even a scrawny mustache. He didn’t have to bulk up. He didn’t have to stop ordering ice cream with chocolate sauce after every meal or taking long naps or playing video games. Kane, the top draft pick in the National Hockey league…
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Eating Brownies, Listening to Fogelberg
Most days it is my computer that beckons to me like an only friend. And then other days, like today, it is a pan of brownies. Make that two pans of brownies. Two pyrexes of my mother’s brownie recipe that I brought to a friend for Mother’s Day, but are now back in my house…
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Motherhood II
Storytelling, I have decided, is sort of the verbal hieroglyphics of a family, the color added to the commentary; the explanation for the picture of your brother dressed as a princess at age four long after everyone has forgotten it ever happened. After a couple dozen re-tellings, stories take the place of actual memories….
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Motherhood I
Wild thoughts go through your head when you’re pregnant, scary thoughts like, ‘Why should I cave in to societal pressures and not sprinkle pretzels on top of my pie a la mode?’ Once you have the child, other fears take over, many irrational. When my daughter Amanda was born nearly 14 years ago, I…
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